1 00:00:51,470 --> 00:00:52,470 Uh, Dick? 2 00:00:52,890 --> 00:00:53,689 Yeah, George? 3 00:00:53,690 --> 00:00:57,830 Thursday is Valentine's Day, and I've been trying to think of a special gift 4 00:00:57,830 --> 00:01:01,410 that shows how I feel about you and Joanna without being mushy. 5 00:01:01,930 --> 00:01:05,190 So, what's your shoe size? 6 00:01:08,430 --> 00:01:09,790 Nine and a half, George. 7 00:01:10,190 --> 00:01:12,310 Oh, boy. Are you gonna be surprised? 8 00:01:14,030 --> 00:01:16,090 Hi, George. Hi, Michael. Nice plaid. 9 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:21,320 Dick, you know what Thursday is? 10 00:01:21,940 --> 00:01:22,818 Valentine's Day. 11 00:01:22,820 --> 00:01:26,880 Got any plans for that day? Well, Joanne and I always have a special traditional 12 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:31,640 Valentine's Day dinner. She cooks up a fancy meal and I lay out a hell of a 13 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:32,640 gorgeous table. 14 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:37,540 Well, leave the afternoon free for a special Valentine's edition of Vermont 15 00:01:37,540 --> 00:01:43,380 Today. Gee, I don't know. With guest of honor, Franklin Todd, Ph .D., a .k .a. 16 00:01:43,380 --> 00:01:44,500 The Love Doctor. 17 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:47,140 You got Dr. 18 00:01:47,260 --> 00:01:48,260 Todd? 19 00:01:49,770 --> 00:01:50,770 I've heard of him. 20 00:01:54,130 --> 00:01:57,450 Michael, I can't believe you actually signed an interesting guest. 21 00:01:58,750 --> 00:02:02,390 Oh, and Dick, when I think of Valentine's Day, something else comes to 22 00:02:03,550 --> 00:02:04,550 Gals. 23 00:02:05,430 --> 00:02:09,030 And that gave me an idea for your show. Michael, if this is some kind of ploy to 24 00:02:09,030 --> 00:02:12,190 get women with skimpy clothing on the show... Dick, give me credit for better 25 00:02:12,190 --> 00:02:13,190 judgment than that. 26 00:02:13,650 --> 00:02:15,770 That's more of a Memorial Day kind of thing. 27 00:02:17,150 --> 00:02:20,950 No, I'm talking about you co -hosting with a woman, and who better than your 28 00:02:20,950 --> 00:02:21,950 very own Valentine? 29 00:02:23,250 --> 00:02:24,250 You mean Joanna? 30 00:02:25,090 --> 00:02:27,650 I don't think so. Dick, I thought you liked her. 31 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:32,830 I don't want my wife as co -host. It would make me uncomfortable. 32 00:02:33,190 --> 00:02:35,130 Dick, Dick, I misread you completely. 33 00:02:35,770 --> 00:02:37,410 That's all right, Michael. No harm done. 34 00:02:37,770 --> 00:02:40,830 Honey, which one of these will look better on television? 35 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:48,120 What do you think of Dr. Todd's book? 36 00:02:48,420 --> 00:02:53,900 Listen to this. You must love everyone because love is the one free, miraculous 37 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:55,900 gift humanity can give to itself. 38 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:59,920 It's like a hundred -page Hallmark card. 39 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:04,180 How's this with the dress? 40 00:03:04,740 --> 00:03:05,740 Great. 41 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:08,680 Did you read my list of interview questions? 42 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:11,280 Yeah, yeah, they're great. 43 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:13,080 I just hope I do a good job. 44 00:03:13,540 --> 00:03:15,060 Honey, trust me, you'll be great. 45 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:18,480 Okay. Why don't you want me on the show? 46 00:03:19,660 --> 00:03:23,480 Who says I don't want you on the show? Dick, whenever you say great in that 47 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:26,480 of voice, I know it means you've got problems out the kazoo. 48 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:32,360 Just like I know that you drum your fingers whenever the conversation starts 49 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:33,360 make you uncomfortable. 50 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:43,140 Well, maybe I do have a small problem with your being on the show. 51 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:44,760 Big, small, or... 52 00:03:45,020 --> 00:03:46,020 Small, small. 53 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:49,540 No, it's only because you're my wife. 54 00:03:50,180 --> 00:03:51,840 Well, that's just out and out huge. 55 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:58,840 The purpose of a host is to act like a sort of funnel through which the guest 56 00:03:58,840 --> 00:03:59,940 reaches the viewers. 57 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:04,860 And if I have you on the air with me, I won't just be a funnel. I'll be a funnel 58 00:04:04,860 --> 00:04:05,860 with a wife. 59 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:12,400 And people will start to wonder what the funnel's wife sees in the funnel. 60 00:04:14,140 --> 00:04:16,660 And if they have any baby funnels. 61 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:25,460 Well, how about if I come on the show not as your wife, but as a cheese 62 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:33,000 Honey, if it'll make you happy to be on the show, then I want you on the show. 63 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:34,900 Really? Really. 64 00:04:35,340 --> 00:04:37,020 Oh, thanks. 65 00:04:52,780 --> 00:04:53,780 Where's your co? 66 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:59,920 If you mean Joanna, Stephanie took her to the hairdresser. They should be here 67 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:00,559 any minute. 68 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:05,060 Well, call me romantic, but this is my favorite holiday. A time of love and 69 00:05:05,060 --> 00:05:07,080 giving and good feelings. 70 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:10,260 Damn, I didn't get Steph a gift. 71 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:13,380 You think I could convince her I forgot Valentine's Day? 72 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:19,500 I'm a dead man. 73 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:25,200 Get across the street to Whitsitt Jewelers. Pick out something nice for 74 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,200 Stephanie. Get a gift wrap. Bring it back. 75 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:28,660 Work seven. 76 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:31,360 Oh, and get a car. 77 00:05:32,420 --> 00:05:33,600 And sign it for me. 78 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,700 Boy, can't live with him, can't live without him. 79 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:40,360 Stephanie or Chuck? 80 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:45,800 Hi, honey. 81 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:48,720 What do you think? 82 00:05:52,010 --> 00:05:53,010 You hate it. 83 00:05:53,870 --> 00:05:55,130 That's not what I said. 84 00:05:55,390 --> 00:05:56,990 Well, I know what you mean when you say fine. 85 00:05:57,270 --> 00:06:01,250 But if I can't say great and I can't say fine, then how do I convince you that I 86 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:02,950 like it? Just say you like it. 87 00:06:03,290 --> 00:06:05,810 Okay, then I like it. Thanks a lot, Dick. 88 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:10,670 Here's your present. 89 00:06:11,490 --> 00:06:12,490 Where's mine? 90 00:06:14,470 --> 00:06:18,610 Let's save yours for last. Oh, must be a good one. I can't wait. 91 00:06:19,410 --> 00:06:20,410 Me either. 92 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:30,839 Just what I needed. 93 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:33,840 A pair to match every one of your sweaters. Go ahead. Try one on. 94 00:06:38,180 --> 00:06:39,180 Perfect. 95 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:40,880 Now, where's my present? 96 00:06:41,380 --> 00:06:44,620 Well, Joanna, you look terrific. 97 00:06:45,460 --> 00:06:46,880 What have you done? 98 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:49,220 I took off my coat. 99 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:51,840 It works. 100 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:56,900 He's right. You look groovy. 101 00:07:05,970 --> 00:07:08,330 Actually, Muffin, I have something to tell you. What? 102 00:07:10,790 --> 00:07:11,790 I have it. 103 00:07:18,130 --> 00:07:19,130 It's jewelry. 104 00:07:19,890 --> 00:07:20,890 Come and look. 105 00:07:22,230 --> 00:07:23,710 Oh, what a pretty car. 106 00:07:24,890 --> 00:07:28,970 To the best little bud that ever trod sod. 107 00:07:36,810 --> 00:07:38,590 The day just brings out the Rod McKeown in me. 108 00:07:39,370 --> 00:07:40,370 Open it up. 109 00:07:44,410 --> 00:07:45,410 Oh. 110 00:07:46,370 --> 00:07:48,570 Very large pagoda earrings. 111 00:07:51,370 --> 00:07:52,430 Do you like them? 112 00:07:53,130 --> 00:07:54,890 Well, let me walk around them. 113 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:02,030 I, uh, I think they're distinctive. Don't you, too? 114 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:04,690 Michael, sweet cake. 115 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:11,140 actually went into Whitsitt Jewelers, walked past the opal bracelet in the 116 00:08:11,140 --> 00:08:13,020 window, and said to Mr. 117 00:08:13,220 --> 00:08:15,860 Whitsitt, give me the heaviest pair of earrings in the store. 118 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:20,720 And do you have a card? I want to write something really tasteless. 119 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:28,140 To tell you the truth, Steph, I didn't exactly pick them out. 120 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:31,120 What exactly did you do? 121 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:33,679 I picked the man who picked them out. 122 00:08:38,539 --> 00:08:40,020 Sugar Plum, I was so darn busy. 123 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:44,500 We're doing this special show. Joanna's never done TV before, and Dick is 124 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:45,920 riddled with doubts about it. 125 00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:53,300 Is that true? 126 00:08:54,020 --> 00:08:58,380 I don't think the word riddled actually came out. 127 00:09:00,460 --> 00:09:03,500 In other words, you lied to me the other night. Hello, hello. 128 00:09:03,980 --> 00:09:06,880 You must be Dick Loudon. I love you. 129 00:09:11,790 --> 00:09:13,370 You better be the love doctor. 130 00:09:15,530 --> 00:09:17,150 This is my wife, Joanna. 131 00:09:17,950 --> 00:09:19,930 One minute to air. Places, please. 132 00:09:21,910 --> 00:09:24,230 And that was Michael's girlfriend, Stephanie. 133 00:09:25,770 --> 00:09:26,930 Something's going on here. 134 00:09:27,330 --> 00:09:28,370 Could it be love? 135 00:09:29,710 --> 00:09:30,669 Oh, yeah. 136 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:31,890 We're riddled with it. 137 00:09:33,970 --> 00:09:35,250 Partly we love the beloved. 138 00:09:35,510 --> 00:09:37,490 And partly we love the beloved's love. 139 00:09:38,010 --> 00:09:40,990 But there's nothing we love to love more than love itself. 140 00:09:44,670 --> 00:09:45,670 Can't argue with that. 141 00:09:48,310 --> 00:09:49,670 Our guest today is Dr. 142 00:09:49,870 --> 00:09:53,550 Franklin Todd, and our topic is, well, love. 143 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:58,490 This might be a good time to open up the phone lines. Joanna, maybe you'd like 144 00:09:58,490 --> 00:10:00,490 to tell the viewers how they can call in. 145 00:10:01,070 --> 00:10:02,069 There's the phone. 146 00:10:02,070 --> 00:10:03,070 Call in. 147 00:10:09,180 --> 00:10:10,720 I can't think of anything to add. 148 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:16,960 Except maybe the number to call is 555 -LOVE. 149 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:21,500 You're on the air. 150 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:25,000 Dick, you and Joanna have been married 18 years. 151 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:28,000 How do you keep it from going stale? 152 00:10:31,220 --> 00:10:33,140 Well, I'm glad you brought that up. 153 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:39,620 Joanna and I have... always worked very hard at keeping the lines of 154 00:10:39,620 --> 00:10:41,160 communication open. Right, honey? 155 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:47,040 I hope that answers your question. 156 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,200 Well, not exactly. 157 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:55,160 You know, that raises a very interesting point. 158 00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:59,100 How can a couple keep that first love zing alive? 159 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:03,840 Beats me. 160 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:09,820 Well, actually, I have an exercise that's designed just for that purpose. 161 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:15,900 All you do is you try to remember those little things about the other person 162 00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:17,320 that first made you fall in love. 163 00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:21,040 Joanna, tell us something that you remember about Dick. 164 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:22,440 Something nice. 165 00:11:24,420 --> 00:11:25,420 That's right. 166 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:31,060 Well... Don't be shy. What is it? 167 00:11:31,340 --> 00:11:34,540 Oh, it's just... Well... 168 00:11:35,180 --> 00:11:40,420 He was always showing up at my door, nicely dressed, but wearing a mismatched 169 00:11:40,420 --> 00:11:41,420 pair of socks. 170 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:43,960 It was so cute. 171 00:11:44,340 --> 00:11:48,260 And to this day, if his socks aren't laid out for him, he'll put on a pair 172 00:11:48,260 --> 00:11:49,260 doesn't match. 173 00:11:58,480 --> 00:11:59,740 Isn't that wonderful? 174 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:02,820 It's your turn, Dick. 175 00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:05,300 Oh, well, that should be easy. 176 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:07,500 Let's see. 177 00:12:09,780 --> 00:12:10,780 What? 178 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:17,720 Well, Joanna isn't a squeamish person, but once I went over to 179 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:24,460 help her with spring cleaning, and she 180 00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:27,360 was standing on top of this table. 181 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:30,080 Dick. 182 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:37,040 Yeah, it turned out that she was terrified of dust bunnies. 183 00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:41,320 Dust bunnies? 184 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:44,660 Yeah, you know, those little balls of dust that collect under furniture. 185 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,160 She's got a real phobia about them. 186 00:12:48,740 --> 00:12:51,480 No, I don't. Oh, come on, honey, it's cute. 187 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,400 No, it's not. It's silly, and you're just making a fool of yourself. 188 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:58,040 I see a dust bunny. 189 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:05,920 Now, is that cute or what? 190 00:13:07,860 --> 00:13:08,860 No. 191 00:13:09,860 --> 00:13:12,480 That's one of the most insensitive things I've ever seen. 192 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:18,000 Yeah, see, Joanna understands that... 193 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:24,640 Darn, time for a commercial. 194 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:29,300 We'll be right back in just a minute with... 195 00:13:30,030 --> 00:13:32,410 Well, more love than you can shake a stick at. 196 00:13:41,550 --> 00:13:42,550 Whoa. 197 00:13:43,570 --> 00:13:47,730 Boy, Dick, that's the nicest Valentine's Day dinner table you ever set. 198 00:13:48,030 --> 00:13:50,070 Yeah, I really, really knocked myself out. 199 00:13:50,350 --> 00:13:52,530 Yeah, I don't blame you. I caught the show. 200 00:13:55,610 --> 00:13:58,270 Maybe you should get Joanna a nice gift. 201 00:13:58,670 --> 00:14:00,690 Yeah, I did. She's out exchanging it. 202 00:14:03,330 --> 00:14:06,830 Well, sit down. Here's something to cheer you up. 203 00:14:11,370 --> 00:14:14,350 Coconut candy. Happy Valentine's Day. 204 00:14:16,130 --> 00:14:17,130 Thanks, George. 205 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:21,290 Oh, gee, Dick, you hate coconut candy, don't you? 206 00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:23,250 Yeah, George. 207 00:14:25,390 --> 00:14:31,970 Well, I like... coconut dick, so why don't I just take 208 00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:34,530 this and give you these? 209 00:14:39,110 --> 00:14:40,110 Shoes. 210 00:14:40,930 --> 00:14:45,030 Surprise! I really got you with the candy thing, didn't I? 211 00:14:45,770 --> 00:14:47,630 Yeah, I walked right into that, too. 212 00:14:48,650 --> 00:14:49,650 Thanks, George. 213 00:14:49,770 --> 00:14:51,690 Joanna still hates caramels, right? 214 00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:52,950 Yeah. Great! 215 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,720 This is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl. 216 00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:15,460 What, uh, what can I do for you guys? 217 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:18,640 Being that it's Valentine's Day, we have a present for Miss Stephanie. 218 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,980 She, she isn't, she isn't here right now. That's okay. 219 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,200 We don't mind waiting. 220 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:31,380 Ooh, Valentine's shoes. 221 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,700 We thought of getting her some, but... 222 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,400 They've become kind of cliched. 223 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:51,380 Hi, honey. How'd it go at the store? I exchanged your gift for some potting 224 00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:52,380 soil. 225 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,040 And a very large credit, I hope. 226 00:15:57,640 --> 00:16:00,640 This has been one of the most humiliating days of my life. 227 00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:05,640 First, that nasty little Ralphie Hawkins rode past me on his bike and... 228 00:16:05,870 --> 00:16:07,430 dropped a dust bunny down my back. 229 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:13,490 And then at the market, the manager said to me, I wouldn't go down aisle four. 230 00:16:13,830 --> 00:16:15,290 They're sweeping back there. 231 00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:20,830 And then when I went back out to the car, this was stuck on the windshield. 232 00:16:23,070 --> 00:16:24,550 Who you gonna call? 233 00:16:25,730 --> 00:16:27,030 Dust bunny busters. 234 00:16:33,670 --> 00:16:34,690 We ain't... 235 00:16:35,050 --> 00:16:36,130 no dust bunnies. 236 00:16:37,990 --> 00:16:39,870 The whole town is laughing at me. 237 00:16:40,090 --> 00:16:41,530 Oh, I got you a present. 238 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,250 Hey. 239 00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:46,530 Typing paper. 240 00:16:48,370 --> 00:16:50,010 I hope it's the kind you like. 241 00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:52,710 Gotta be darn close. 242 00:16:56,110 --> 00:16:57,750 Whoa. Ditto. 243 00:16:59,110 --> 00:17:00,470 Nice table. Yeah. 244 00:17:02,530 --> 00:17:03,590 At least Dick. 245 00:17:04,030 --> 00:17:05,030 Has good taste. 246 00:17:05,710 --> 00:17:08,530 Cupcake, I don't know what more I can do to make it up to you. Would it help if 247 00:17:08,530 --> 00:17:09,530 I fired Chuck? 248 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:12,430 Miss Stephanie? 249 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,589 Roses are red, violets are blue. Here. 250 00:17:20,650 --> 00:17:26,270 Would you mind reaching in there for me? See, this is a silk dress and this is 251 00:17:26,270 --> 00:17:27,270 my hand. 252 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,180 We had to clean out three septic tanks to get it. 253 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,060 You mean to get the money for it. 254 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,160 Okay. 255 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,600 Steffi, you've got to forgive me. 256 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:07,480 One more time on my knees, I could kiss this crease goodbye. 257 00:18:10,410 --> 00:18:12,750 We can discuss this over an evening of reckless spending. 258 00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:21,470 There's your dinner. 259 00:18:23,510 --> 00:18:24,510 Fish sticks. 260 00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:27,170 The cooking instructions are on the box. 261 00:18:28,230 --> 00:18:31,890 Honey, I know how you feel. 262 00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:33,170 Oh? 263 00:18:33,710 --> 00:18:36,710 Were you the one who was embarrassed in front of thousands of viewers? 264 00:18:38,030 --> 00:18:40,530 You're right. What can I do to make it up to you? 265 00:18:41,190 --> 00:18:44,010 Nothing. I'm just going to be mad forever. 266 00:18:55,590 --> 00:18:57,670 Don't think I can't see you, Anthony Hawkins! 267 00:19:00,450 --> 00:19:07,090 Thank you, Miss Peabody, for that insight into the... perils of substitute 268 00:19:07,090 --> 00:19:08,090 teaching. 269 00:19:12,430 --> 00:19:17,750 I've concluded this interview a little early because a few days ago on our 270 00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:23,870 Valentine's show, I inadvertently humiliated my wife. 271 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:29,710 Well, this afternoon, I'm going to do the same to me. 272 00:19:30,390 --> 00:19:31,410 Here it goes. 273 00:19:33,270 --> 00:19:39,970 Once when I was in college and really needed money, I heard 274 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:45,710 this art class wanted models for an Adam and Eve painting. 275 00:19:46,830 --> 00:19:52,710 Well, I volunteered, and since I was Adam, all they 276 00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:57,730 gave me to wear was a figure. 277 00:20:03,210 --> 00:20:04,370 a fig leaf. 278 00:20:10,150 --> 00:20:14,850 I was really, really strapped for cash that semester. 279 00:20:16,610 --> 00:20:23,190 Anyway, when I came out in my costume, the whole class 280 00:20:23,190 --> 00:20:28,290 and Eve voted to replace me with a bowl of fruit. 281 00:20:32,409 --> 00:20:36,770 Ever since then, I've had what you could call a phobia about... 282 00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:40,210 about art. 283 00:20:43,290 --> 00:20:46,050 Well, see you next week on Vermont Today. 284 00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,430 Joanna, I hope this did the trick. 285 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:53,170 And thank you, Miss Peabody, for being on the show. 286 00:21:06,380 --> 00:21:07,380 I'm in the dining room. 287 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,360 Whoa. 288 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,580 Nice table. 289 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,140 Honey, I'm sorry. 290 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,160 I've been acting silly. 291 00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:33,580 No, no, you haven't. 292 00:21:34,830 --> 00:21:36,710 I finally understand how you felt. 293 00:21:39,490 --> 00:21:41,250 Thursday was just a bad day. 294 00:21:41,970 --> 00:21:44,290 Let's make tonight our Valentine's Day. 295 00:21:45,110 --> 00:21:49,670 I've got champagne chilling, and I've got veal cordon bleu in the oven. 296 00:21:51,150 --> 00:21:55,930 Well, I guess you really appreciated the show today. 297 00:21:56,350 --> 00:22:00,190 Oh, there wasn't enough time to make a dinner like this and watch the show. 298 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:10,960 You missed the show? 299 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,540 Yeah, first time ever. 300 00:22:14,340 --> 00:22:17,040 But the table, the dinner, why? 301 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:18,860 Because I love you. 302 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,480 I couldn't stay mad forever. 303 00:22:23,620 --> 00:22:25,060 But you said you would. 304 00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:31,060 You promised you'd stay mad forever. 305 00:22:32,540 --> 00:22:35,080 Dick, did something happen on the show?